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I dropped my fucking telescope right into the toilet today.

For the past several birthdays, I have been doing challenges when it comes up. I had been doing burpee pull-ups because that was more challenging than plain burpees. This year, I did body weight back squats unbroken.

Friday evening I rolled my ankle stepping awkwardly while walking down the stairs. Saturday it didn’t feel so great. I guess that means I’ll be taking at least a couple of days off from my lifting.

You know how it goes when you put something that you don’t want to lose in that safe place where it won’t get lost. It’s even safe from you because you forget where you placed it.

I did it again! I rowed a half marathon for the end of the year. This year it was a bit slower after having COVID threw a wrench into my plants to get a few longer practice rows in.

I did another WOD after I did my birthday burpees. I upgraded the burpees to burpee pull-ups again this year.

It’s getting old seeing people congregate or have little getogethers. Just because you want to do something doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. A toddler wants to touch the hot stove.

I decided to do the last 300 burpees I had to do for my stupid thousand burpee month challenge I stupid said I’d do with Molly. I only did it to help her through them. I could think of better ways to spend my time for fitness.

I have always been curious as to why people go through the trouble of asterisking out curse words when typing them.

I got suckered into doing a thousand burpees during March. I don’t personally like these kinds of things, but my girlfriend does, and I figured it wouldn’t kill me to do it with her to be supportive.

Well I had one last fucking stupid idea for 2019. I rowed a half a marathon on the Concept 2 for new years eve day. It sucked but it’s great to be able to do hard things.

The other day we had to go to Best Buy to pick something up. Out of nowhere, a woman comes over to us, trying to get us to switch electric companies.

I have been wanting to get back into rowing for longer distances so I’ve started it back up. I forgot about the blisters on the fingers from that.

I rowed a half marathon for the first time today. I wanted to do it for a while and decided today would be the day. I didn’t die but it was not very nice.

I upgraded my birthday burpees to burpee pull-ups. I wanted to do something more challenging with it.

Black Friday is a bunch of people being herded into stores thinking they’re going to get good deals but mostly end up buying crap they didn’t want.

I’m glad I came across this article. I have been struggling with whether I believe in evolution or not. Luckily he showed the a jar of peanut butter doesn’t evolve into life so it’s false.